The Vending Machine

You get hookers.

I insert hookers

:ike:

You get aids an unfunny term.

I insert cancer.

:ike:

you get dead

i insert pepsi.

:ike:

You get coke.

I insert my pants.

:ike:

you get aids.

i insert the simpsons.

:ike:

You get Family Guy.

I insert a book.

:ike:

you get a book on hookers.

i insert a dog

:ike:

You get a wolf.

I insert a block of wood.

:ike:

you get a wooden hooker :hallowee:

i insert food

You get life

I insert oranges.

you get tangerines
I insert kirby with a sword and death...

you get failure
I insert the Beastie Boys

you get failure
i insert Metallica

You get win.
I insert Led Zeppelin

you get: nothing. b/c i said so.
i insert a coke.

You get cocaine.

I insert Led Zeppelin again cause it deserves more than nothing

you get 10 million dollars. and a time machine.
I insert my cocain *hopeing it doesn't steal it*

You get a leprechan who stole your cocaine.

I insert Mentos and Diet Coke

NOOOOOO
the vending machine explodes. nice going. better lock this nao.

lmao.
*resists urge to lock*

*fixes vending machine*
inserts a car. *stole by [LW]*

:ike:

You get a truck.

I insert a GameCube.

:ike:

You get banned.

I insert my girlfriend in Animal Crossing, Blaire. (See in avatar)

You get a welcome for bein a new guy.


Insert [insert whatever you want].