Myspace Status Convo!

Steven: masturbate jk luis needed the spelling
status:Yum 17 hours ago

Me: lol right....jk

Natalie: yumm after masturbate? hmm that sounds quite interesting O_O

Me: oh shit Nat might be on too something!

Steven: 3 comments already? you guys love masturbation

Me: i guess i like it twice as much..i posted twice! OH SHIT THIS IS MY 3RD!

Natalie: roflmfao you know you do ! ;D LOL jkjkjkjk

Steven: bryan admit you have a problem you'll start to chafe man and you love i more nat

Me: Oh shit your right!!! 0_o lol jk Ahh crap thats 4 lmao!

Steven: lubrication man

Natalie: what does lubrication have to do with masterbating?! lmfao

Steven: maybe girls dont need it but is better for guys if they do use it >.<

Me: lol everything Nat i should know remeber! lmao JK

Steven: eww dude rofl >.<

Natalie: omggg i cant believe you guys are teaching me about masturbation throughout a
status comment O_O this is weird. bahaha but interesting

Steven: how do you do it? O.O lol

Me: lol well you have to *Too graphic for myspace!*

Natalie: lmfaooo WOW

Me: lol Myspace is to blame for not teaching Nat about masturbation
through a status comment! lmao!


Ahh Myspace doesnt allow the teaching of how to masturbate D=

take hand
rub pen0r
????
profit


or for girls

take fingers
insert into vagoo
????
profit.


now you know

she needs vasoline

i was the one teaching!
Tell Natatlie D=

Haxes wrote:

she needs vasoline

Holy shit Haxes.