getting picked on?

feeling weak? or do you just wanna kick somebody's ass?

well then you need whoop ass!




tested to increase your strength with our secret ingredients! may or may not contain steroids and/or angel dust.

Open up a can of whoop ass today!


Common Side Effects:
Distortion of vision
Chest pain or tightness
Vertigo
Fast pulse/rapid heart rate
Acute kidney failure
Aggressive/violent behavior
Alcoholism
Bipolar disorder
Bladder infection
Bleeding gums
Bleeding problems
Blistering rash
Blood clots
Burning, or tingling sensation around the mouth
Coordination problems
Coughing up blood
Deafness
Dehydration
Delusions
Dental cavities
Diabetes
Difficulty walking
Digestive tract inflammation
Digestive tract problems
Digestive tract ulcers
Dry skin
Excessive urination
Fatalities
Feeling strange
Hair loss
Hallucinations
Heart attack
Inability to comprehend language
Increased reflexes
Irritability
Kidney disease
Liver problems
Lockjaw
Loss of muscle movement
Loss of taste
Low calcium levels
Low potassium levels
Migraine headache
Mood disturbances
Muscle twitching
Nausea
Neck pain
Nerve damage
Nosebleeds
Paranoid reaction
Pelvic pain
Psychotic behavior
Reduced thinking ability/mental clarity
Ringing in the ears
Sensitivity to light
Severe liver disease
Shortness of breath
Skin growths/tumors
Skin infection
Sleep disturbances
Stomach ulcer
Stroke
Suicidal thoughts or attempts
Ulcers of the cornea
Varicose veins
Vasculitic
Ventricular fibrillation
Vertigo
Vision changes
Vivid dreams
Voice changes
Vomiting
Vomiting up blood
Weakened heart function
Widening of the pupils/"dilated pupil"
Worsening of seizures
Abnormal liver blood tests
Hepatitis
Severe liver poisoning

and in long term use Death

*Drinks can of whoop ass*

I got some of these in my dad's trunk

I think my dad drinks those, cuz I get some EVERYDAY

k, fight fire with Chinese fire.
one can is $2.99

That's a rip-off.

My can a whip-ass is free, with a side of Knuckles in yo face.