im so pissed off right now

For the few months I was working on an important science project in my free time. I was thinking to myself, 'Holy shit, I'll probably get a Nobel Prize for this shit!'

You see, I believe I had figured out how do induce what could only be called cold fusion. You know, the nuclear fusion of atoms, but at room temperature? yeah, that shit.
I had my rig all set up, don't even ask me how I got all the shit to make it. I had to borrow money from pretty much every frickin person I knew, and several I didn't know.

I rigged up the cables to the lid of the glass tube. It was entirely likely I would knock out power for the neighborhood attempting this, but I though it was well worth the risk, considering the outcome, should I be successful. Just before I flipped the switch, My sister walked in. My fucking sister. She asked what I was doing, and I told her to Get the fuck out. I will never forgive her for what she did next.

She walked over and smashed it. She fucking destroyed it before my eyes, pushed it over, glass shattered, and I was close to crying. I dropped to my knees, staring at the ruins of what could have been something great. My Anguish and sorrow quickly turned to anger and rage.

"DEE DEE!" I screamed, louder than I had ever before. "GET OUT OF MY LABORATORY!"

I miss that show so much.....

They aren't airing it anymore? ;<

They show it every now and then on Boomerang.

I don't get that, I don't get TV anymore.

What a bitch. I'm sorry Raiden, you were so close...

-Didn't think he was smart enough to get a Noble Prize-

If he was smart, he'd have a way to keep his sister out. Locks, fingerprints, eye scan, posture, everything. Instead he's keeping it simple, and that's why he always gets his shit wrecked.

PUT FREAKING LASERS IN THE WAY, SHE WON'T GET PASSED THEM

Heavy Confusion wrote:

What a bitch. I'm sorry Raiden, you were so close...

he doesnt get it....


what a faggot.


i dont even have a sister that lives with me

D: -Runs out of laboratory -

Raiden wrote:

Heavy Confusion wrote:

What a bitch. I'm sorry Raiden, you were so close...

he doesnt get it....


what a faggot.


i dont even have a sister that lives with me

Seriously man?
Of course I got it. It's off of the classic Cartoon Network; Dexter's Lab. I'm not a retard, I watched tv in the 90's. I was just playing along.

-Plays along too- ;>
-Wrecks Raiden's room up-

R&R wrote:

I don't get that, I don't get TV anymore.

Youtube it?

Alucard009 wrote:

PUT FREAKING LASERS IN THE WAY, SHE WON'T GET PASSED THEM

Unfortunately, they have to "keep the show going...."

Yeah, I know. But still, you think the little guy would think of that, being a scientific genius and all that.

But heck, I'm in big trouble right now.

I was walking down the streets minding my own business when these guys were getting all rough and such. They decided to start picking on me. I tried to ignore them and walked away as they tried to insult me and such, but soon they started getting physical. One of them snatched my hat and the others began pushing me around. I told them politely to return the hat, but they continued to bully me. Having enough, I kicked one of them in the ribs and uppercut him in the jaw, causing the other 2 to get violent. One tossed my hat to the side and they began punching me. I kicked one of them in the shin then threw him over my shoulder, slamming him headfirst into the ground. The last one pulled out a knife and cut my left arm, so I grabbed a nearby empty bottle of alcohol and broke it over his head, knocking him out.

When I got home I simply stood around until my parents got home, and my mom was in shock at my injuries. I told her about my little fight and she got scared, saying "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air."

I whistled for a cab and when it came to me the license plate said Fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought "Naw, forget it, yo dood, to Bel Air!" I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes, sea ya later!" Looked at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.

i fucking knew that was going to happen.

lawls ^___^