*Hot girl walks by in gym everyday*
Me: Dude I'd do her...
Trey: OMG I KNOW, YOU SAY IT EVERY DAY ! Shut up I get it already!
Me: No you don't and I'll remind you every day....
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*Lunch*
Me: Hey guys.
Jake: Dude I was playing sims and, well, I finally got my husband and wife to do it bed. But like halfway through, a tornado ripped through the house takeing half of it off, then about a minute later a burglur came into the room they were doing it in and took some stuff. They were still doing it when it all ended....
Me & other friends: WTF *lols*