The Starstorm and Heavy show

With your host, Heavy Confusion

I'm confused lol.

Aren't you the host because you made the topic?

Heavy Confusion wrote:

I'm confused lol.

Aren't you the host because you made the topic?

no u
I made the show, now u host
...
*Hand's Script*


Today, Heavy here will teach you how to eat a fly... while it's inbetween your toes [/failimpression]

PK Starstorm wrote:

Heavy Confusion wrote:

I'm confused lol.

Aren't you the host because you made the topic?

no u
I made the show, now u host
...
*Hand's Script*


Today, Heavy here will teach you how to eat a fly... while it's inbetween your toes [/failimpression]

Wha!? O.o

Uhh..alright then.

Good evening everybody! In order to eat a fly, there are several steps.

1.Pick up fly
2.Eat fly
3.????
4.PROFIT!!

AMIDOINRITE?

Heavy Confusion wrote:

Uhh..alright then.

Good evening everybody! In order to eat a fly, there are several steps.

1.Pick up fly
2.Eat fly
3.????
4.PROFIT!!

AMIDOINRITE?

YEAHBUHTHETOES...
oh wai--

Lol you eat a fly with your toes D=<

buh-buh-buh... I AM ZE DIRECTOR

Now, let's skip that segment of the show, and go to our next planned event.

...

We will sing the Canadian National Anthem in Japanese
KTHXBAI *Goes to Babelfish*

But...I only know it in English!

Oカナダ! 私達の家および故国! すべてのthy息子の本当の愛国者愛は命じる。 白熱中心によって私達はtheeの上昇、強く、自由な本当北を見る! あまねくから、Oカナダ、 私達はtheeのための監視に立つ。 神のたくわえ見事で、自由な私達の土地! Oカナダ、私達はtheeのための監視に立つ。 Oカナダ、私達はtheeのための監視に立つ。

tehe...
Damn translator messing up thee, YA SPOILED MAH PLANZ

O Canada!

Heavy Confusion wrote:

O Canada!

oh my scarce

HEAVY FAILED

We will now take a commercial break


The Starstorm and Heavy Confusion show is sponsored by

Where'd I fail?

NOOOO NOT HEAD ON!

Those commercials will drop our Viewer Ratings!

Heavy Confusion wrote:

Where'd I fail?

NOOOO NOT HEAD ON!

Those commercials will drop our Viewer Ratings!

Your right, we got less viewer's then sleeping grandma

*Go get's a new sponsor*

k, we gettin sponsored by

Well, thats better than Head On.

Heavy Confusion wrote:

Well, thats better than Head On.

AMIRITE AMIRITE

Anyways, welcome back to the show.

Up next, we have a real surprise from you

an interview per chance

Say Sayonara to...



EWW when I search up Miley Cyrus, all I see are these half naked Tera Patrick Wannabe

WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT, STEWART

PK Starstorm wrote:

EWW when I search up Miley Cyrus, all I see are these half naked Tera Patrick Wannabe

WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT, STEWART

I fucking lol'd.

Good evening, Miley Cyrus. What do you have to say about all the rumors going around about you?

Heavy Confusion wrote:

PK Starstorm wrote:

EWW when I search up Miley Cyrus, all I see are these half naked Tera Patrick Wannabe

WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT, STEWART

I fucking lol'd.

Good evening, Miley Cyrus. What do you have to say about all the rumors going around about you?

Miley: Well, I don't really call it "rumors". I mean, I took those pics for a reason, why else would you see it on google?

PK Starstorm wrote:

Heavy Confusion wrote:

PK Starstorm wrote:

EWW when I search up Miley Cyrus, all I see are these half naked Tera Patrick Wannabe

WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT, STEWART

I fucking lol'd.

Good evening, Miley Cyrus. What do you have to say about all the rumors going around about you?

Miley: Well, I don't really call it "rumors". I mean, I took those pics for a reason, why else would you see it on google?

So, you put them there to be an attention whore, and you were aware that you are overrated and have no talent?

Heavy Confusion wrote:

PK Starstorm wrote:

Heavy Confusion wrote:

PK Starstorm wrote:

EWW when I search up Miley Cyrus, all I see are these half naked Tera Patrick Wannabe

WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT, STEWART

I fucking lol'd.

Good evening, Miley Cyrus. What do you have to say about all the rumors going around about you?

Miley: Well, I don't really call it "rumors". I mean, I took those pics for a reason, why else would you see it on google?

So, you put them there to be an attention whore, and you were aware that you are overrated and have no talent?

you forgot to mention the only reason anyone even knows she exists is because of her dad.

Raiden wrote:

Heavy Confusion wrote:

PK Starstorm wrote:

Heavy Confusion wrote:

PK Starstorm wrote:

EWW when I search up Miley Cyrus, all I see are these half naked Tera Patrick Wannabe

WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT, STEWART

I fucking lol'd.

Good evening, Miley Cyrus. What do you have to say about all the rumors going around about you?

Miley: Well, I don't really call it "rumors". I mean, I took those pics for a reason, why else would you see it on google?

So, you put them there to be an attention whore, and you were aware that you are overrated and have no talent?

you forgot to mention the only reason anyone even knows she exists is because of her dad.

Lmao.

Miley: Raiden... That is so not true. My pics with my razor sharp nipples was top-of-the-line.

PK Starstorm wrote:

Miley: Raiden... That is so not true. My pics with my razor sharp nipples was top-of-the-line.

congratulations!

you could be a porn star!

But the only reason you even got to be Hannah Montana was because of your dad. Thus, why everyone knows you in the first place.

Now, time for the part of the show where we all throw fruit at the guest!

Raiden wrote:

PK Starstorm wrote:

Miley: Raiden... That is so not true. My pics with my razor sharp nipples was top-of-the-line.

congratulations!

you could be a porn star!

Miley: No, confusion, no.


Miley: *blushes* Oh, come here you...

*Rushes to rape Raiden*
*Raiden does a backflip*
*Miley lands in the garbage can softly placed by PK Starstorm*
*Audience Laughes*