Conspiracies.

Not much of a debate, as much as a place for me to put all of my government rants. I'll post them later.

The game Army of TWO has a good Conspiracy....infact there making a movie out of it cause the people who were intrested said things like the plot in AO2 actually happen!

Haha.

First conspiracy:School.

It's all a part of the government's plan to bring everyone stress and pain through out their day man. And all the stress kills your brain cells right? So with less braincells, the government knows it's easiar to turn you into one of their mindless zombies. And the whole illegal drug thing? That's just reverse psychology man. The Media branch of the government just wants you to think it kills brain cells because the man KNOWS that it really just reveals the truth man. And they know it makes us have fun, and Big Brother doesn't want us having fun and telling everyone the truth about the plans to take over the world, so they lock anyone up they believe to be using the illegal substances.

Truth.

Sex.

The government hates it. Why else do you think there's such a large focus on teenage relationships and the importance of waiting in our schools? The corporations know that it makes us feel good, and they know that if we can feel good ourselves, then we don't need the corporation right? So everytime we have sex, its like a giant protest against the man.

St. Satan wrote:

Sex.

The government hates it. Why else do you think there's such a large focus on teenage relationships and the importance of waiting in our schools? The corporations know that it makes us feel good, and they know that if we can feel good ourselves, then we don't need the corporation right? So everytime we have sex, its like a giant protest against the man.

lol this sounds true....

St. Satan wrote:

Haha.

First conspiracy:School.

It's all a part of the government's plan to bring everyone stress and pain through out their day man. And all the stress kills your brain cells right? So with less braincells, the government knows it's easiar to turn you into one of their mindless zombies. And the whole illegal drug thing? That's just reverse psychology man. The Media branch of the government just wants you to think it kills brain cells because the man KNOWS that it really just reveals the truth man. And they know it makes us have fun, and Big Brother doesn't want us having fun and telling everyone the truth about the plans to take over the world, so they lock anyone up they believe to be using the illegal substances.

Was that a serious post? I just laughed so hard.

Yeah...keep the conspiracies up...I'm relaying it all to the Pentagon, as we speak.

Tiduseya wrote:

Yeah...keep the conspiracies up...I'm relaying it all to the Pentagon, as we speak.

D :
Traitor! I'll just have to initiate my one-man campout on the White House's lawn sooner than I thought.

And yes Ike, I'm dead serious. Only the government would lie about the government.

Thank goodness, the white house flowerbed's excrete poisonous gas when someone steps onto the lawn without first saying the password...So your campout will soon turn into a trip to the woods gone wrong...or so your obituary will say...

Sorry for the double post, but here is a pretty legit Conspiracy theory...all from our friends at Ubisoft!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoLUklf1NLc&feature=related

Tiduseya wrote:

Sorry for the double post, but here is a pretty legit Conspiracy theory...all from our friends at Ubisoft!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoLUklf1NLc&feature=related

Damn...thats pretty convincing......

I know, right?

Awstyn wrote:

Sex.

The government hates it. Why else do you think there's such a large focus on teenage relationships and the importance of waiting in our schools? The corporations know that it makes us feel good, and they know that if we can feel good ourselves, then we don't need the corporation right? So everytime we have sex, its like a giant protest against the man.

does fapping count? if so the man must really hate me.

Holy ---- thats mindblowing... I've never been so interested in that stuff before...

And I'm interested...ALL THE TIME!!! Theres just nothing worth listening to...until now!

Yeah symbolism is pretty badass.

Also Raiden, Fapping counts man.