hey heavy

Guest

here is that cyanide pill you asked for. now you dont have to worry about that pesky US army.

Subject: Re: hey heavy Tue Jul 28, 2009 3:26 pm

You have been good to our Izan forces. I hereby promote you, Raiden, to Vice-General in command. I am your immediate, and only, superior to report to.

Guest

woot.

Subject: Re: hey heavy Tue Jul 28, 2009 4:43 pm

Now, as your first order of your new rank, I would ask of you to organize the assassination of George W. Bush.

Guest

he isnt even in power anymore...

Subject: Re: hey heavy Tue Jul 28, 2009 5:57 pm

I still want him dead. Micheal Jackson wasn't in power, he died, and look what happened to America!

The key to weakening the country is take out the celebreties first, then knock out the people in power.

Subject: Re: hey heavy Tue Jul 28, 2009 6:15 pm

GWB's death will not affect America. And don't forget about Billy Mays too ;__;

Subject: Re: hey heavy Tue Jul 28, 2009 6:23 pm

You'd be surprised how many republicans would freak out.

And with him being a former president, the media isn't going to leave it alone for about a month. Plenty of time for Izan to eliminate Obama.

Subject: Re: hey heavy Tue Jul 28, 2009 8:08 pm

Hello!! I'd assassinate that son of a bitch for free.

Guest

Captain Mew wrote:: Hello!! I'd assassinate that son of a bitch for free.

ok. but you have to do it with only the following items

a cookie
half a bag of nilla wafers
instructions to yahtzee
a dull steak knife
and a paper clip

Subject: Re: hey heavy Tue Jul 28, 2009 8:12 pm

raiden wrote:

Captain Mew wrote:: Hello!! I'd assassinate that son of a bitch for free.

ok. but you have to do it with only the following items

a cookie
half a bag of nilla wafers
instructions to yahtzee
a dull steak knife
and a paper clip

Steps

1. Lure George bush by telling him instructions to yahtzee
2. Offer him a bag of nilla wafers to make sure he thinks im good
3. Stab stab STAB him with the dull steak knife
4. Reward myself with a cookie
5. Use a paper clip and stub it up his nose

Guest

Captain Mew wrote:

raiden wrote:

Captain Mew wrote:: Hello!! I'd assassinate that son of a bitch for free.

ok. but you have to do it with only the following items

a cookie
half a bag of nilla wafers
instructions to yahtzee
a dull steak knife
and a paper clip

Steps

1. Lure George bush by telling him instructions to yahtzee
2. Offer him a bag of nilla wafers to make sure he thinks im good
3. Stab stab STAB him with the dull steak knife
4. Reward myself with a cookie
5. Use a paper clip and stub it up his nose

do it.

Subject: Re: hey heavy Tue Jul 28, 2009 10:19 pm

you know what is even better than a cyanide pill?
a cyanide cookie!
hey heavy Cookie-bite-web

Subject: Re: hey heavy Wed Jul 29, 2009 9:28 am

Captain Mew wrote:

raiden wrote:

Captain Mew wrote:: Hello!! I'd assassinate that son of a bitch for free.

ok. but you have to do it with only the following items

a cookie
half a bag of nilla wafers
instructions to yahtzee
a dull steak knife
and a paper clip

Steps

1. Lure George bush by telling him instructions to yahtzee
2. Offer him a bag of nilla wafers to make sure he thinks im good
3. Stab stab STAB him with the dull steak knife
4. Reward myself with a cookie
5. Use a paper clip and stub it up his nose

Win. PROMOTION.
Captain Mew has now been promoted to the status of "Captain". The captain rank gives you control of our detention center, so you will be in charge of our prisoners, and all forms of torture.

Subject: Re: hey heavy Wed Jul 29, 2009 1:58 pm

Captain Captain Mew
What a mighty fine name, lieutenant

Subject: Re: hey heavy Wed Jul 29, 2009 2:26 pm

I'm General-Cheif Commander. Not lieutenant.

Subject: Re: hey heavy Fri Jul 31, 2009 12:28 pm

I know a forum that was shut down for planning an assasination.
Heh.

Subject: Re: hey heavy Sun Aug 02, 2009 1:27 pm

Heh.

Well, I don't think we're widescale enough to catch enough attention to be brought down.