my nice convo with a gay

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: Salutations
Stranger: are you french?
You: I live in Quebec
Stranger: i see
You:
Stranger: m or f
You: m
Stranger: then which movie star do you want to fuck most
You: Will Smith
You: oh wai-
Stranger: haha
Stranger: me too
You: are you... male?
Stranger: i'm gay
Stranger: hello?
Stranger: what's your problem?
You: ...
You: oh shi-
Stranger: what does that mean?
You: oh shit, it means oh shit
You: jesum peice
Stranger: you are a rude person
You: you are a gay person
Stranger: do you know gays are smarter than ordinary people?
You: oh
You: well I learned something today
Stranger: yeah you do
You: did*
You: >.>
Stranger: so if your son is a gay, you should be glas
You: I'm human, not glass
Stranger: glad
Stranger: you stupid human
You: O__________o
Stranger: what does that mean?
You: ....
You: How long have you been using the internet?
Stranger: recently
You: figurews
You: *
You: If you want something fun to go on
You: browse 4chan
You: google it
You: you... do know what google is, do you?
Stranger: i'm searching for it
You: google or 4chan?
Stranger: 4chan
You: kay haz fun
Stranger: what's funny about it?
You: oh you'll see
Stranger: there's no boards for gay
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I just laughed my ass off.

He's going to get eaten alive if he actually goes.

Also, nice move saying you live in Quebec. It's always a safe move to say you live there.

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I just laughed my ass off.

He's going to get eaten alive if he actually goes.

Also, nice move saying you live in Quebec. It's always a safe move to say you live there.

I was surprised when he said Gay.
I was joking about fucking will smith, I was surprised he wasn't 0_______O

I found it hilarious.

Oshi-
Whats that mean?
Oh shit, it means oh shit.

lol
and

Stranger: so if your son is a gay, you should be glas
You: I'm human, not glass
Stranger: glad
Stranger: you stupid human
You: O__________o
Stranger: what does that mean?

Olololololololol.

I'm searching for it.
Google or 4chan?

stoopid bitch. never go on omegle unless you are trolling it.

4 chan doesn't take too kindly to anyone.

Anything they see as a flaw makes it better for them.
:/