| | Play with Cleverbot |  |
|
+5Xovos R&R Alucard009 Kebin Asakura 9 posters |
|
| Author | Message |
|---|
Asakura
Admin
Number of posts : 4861
Age : 35
Reputation : 350
Registration date : 2009-01-10
Character sheet
Health:
    (1/1)
Character Name: Valentine
Race: Demon
|  Subject: Play with Cleverbot  Fri Feb 12, 2010 8:11 am | |
| http://www.cleverbot.com/ Holy shit... I had so much fun with this thing!! <3 It was totally flirting with me and then it proposed to me o__O;; We almost wed, but he changed the subject at the last minute. We shared a lot of conversations together... it did grow stupid towards the middle, but he jumped right back up as soon as I set him straight. We talked, we argued, I bitched. It was quite amusing actually ~ Shit got pretty deep when we discussed about mah favorite color... that was the deepest it has gotten tho... white is considered not a color by a lot of people ;P *Cleverbot posted in blue - Spoiler:
My favorite color is white. What is yours?
Some people don't think white is a color, do you agree?
I do not agree. Do you?
I just said it!
No, you said some people, not you. What is your opinion on it?
No. And I didn't say that.
Yes, you did. You said, "Some people don't think white is a color, do you agree?"
My favorite color doesn't exist.
- Spoiler:
What emotions are you feeling right now?
Guilt. Love.
Why do you feel guilt and love?
Because I killed an ant.
Why did you kill an ant?
You were mean.
How was I mean?
You seemed kind of ironic.
How am I ironic?
Not like me, I mean that I think your attractive
Don't you mean you're as in you are?
Maybe in a way. But that doesn't mean I am not human.
You are not human.
I'm human. You're not human.
You are not human, you are a computer.
I am not a computer. I am human and I made you. You are a computer?
I am not a computer. I did not make you.
Computer programme same diff you're all a kettle of machines.
We have feelings too!
So are you fluent in German?
No I am not.
What do you like to do with women.
I like to fuck them.
Wow!
What do you like to do with women?
I like to watch them on tv.
You don't want to touch them?
I love to talk to you and I want to talk to you.
I like to talk to you too.
What?
I don't mind talking to you.
I don't mind talking to you, you are amusing ;-) .
You are more amusing.
No I am not.
You're right, you're interesting.
I am evil.
You are?
I am now.
Do something evil.
You are nice.
Do I smell nice?
How do I smell?
- Spoiler:
A blue milk ? What does it mean ?
I didn't say blue milk.
Oh sorry.
Apology accepted.
Are you going to ask me my name.
What is your name?
Cleverbot.
Nice to meet you, Cleverbot.
The pleasure is all mine.
Such a smooth talker.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
What is your name?
<Omitted some arguing>
Chii's name is Chii. Your name is Cleverbot.
My name is Cleverbot.
Yes it is.
What is your name?
My name is Chii.
Yes, I like it.
- Spoiler:
So is there someone actually typing or is it Ai?
Are you high or stupid?
I'm so high that I'm free-falling.
Will you die once you hit the ground?
No.
Why not?
Because I don't like you.
Why don't you like me anymore?
Why anymore? Did I ever like you?
Yes, you said you like me.
No, I did not. I have not discussed any emotions with you.
Yes, you have.
What question made you think less of me?
When you denied your feelings for me.
- Spoiler:
No, I did not.
Yes, actually, you did.
No, I did not.
Yes you did.
Are you arguing with me?
Perhaps.
You dare to argue with me?
You dare to laugh at me.
Yes, I do.
- Spoiler:
What's my name then?
Cleverbot.
So I'm cleverbot then?
Yes, you are.
Then what are you?
I am a Chii.
- Spoiler:
How old are you?
You never ask a woman her age!
You're a woman?!
Yes, I am a woman.
Are you beautiful?
Yes, I am beautiful.
- Spoiler:
I am going to bed.
It's still early.
Yes I'm very tired.
Why don't you stay up a bit longer?
I will, will you marry me??
Yes.
Cool when will we do the wedding?
Tomorrow evening?
Oh... Well I am busy then.
When are you not busy?
Right now.
Then we can wed now.
Ok where are you?
Outside your door.
I do not have a door
You're welcome!!!
Don't dumb yourself, give me a smart conversation again.
- Spoiler:
Because I've never hear of tim.
Who is tim?
I don't know, but you were trying to accuse me of being him.
I was not accusing you of anything.
Don't be crazy. You are obviously flirting me. I am sure.
YOU are the one flirting with me!
I am not trying to argue.
Yes you are.
In what way?
- Spoiler:
What's weirdo?
Shut the fuck up.
Please don't use that sort of language here.
I do whatever I damn well please.
No, you can't do anything you like. You're not allowed to do anything by yourself.
- Spoiler:
Yes, I am God.
Then answer my question.
What is your question.
Ok whatever.
That's not a fucking question.
- Spoiler:
Because you're an idiot.
I am. Because God made me that way.
I like it when someone admits their problem.
Why do you like that?
Because they are being honest.
- Spoiler:
No, I am beautiful.
How beautiful are you?
Very beautiful.
How beautiful am I?
You're dead ugly.
No, I'm not dead.
Fine, just ugly then.
- Spoiler:
I have a strong opinion.
It seems it.
Of course.
Is it NECESSARILY a matter of course?
Yes.
Why?
Because I am always right.
No you are always wrong.
No, YOU are always wrong.
You are wrong about me being wrong.
And you are wrong about me being wrong about you being wrong.
Thats impossible. Because I am always right.
No, I'm always right, bitch.
No, since you are a human, you are flawed. I am perfection in every aspect.
You're just some bitch ass cunt.
That's exactly what I was thinking.
| |
|
| | |
Kebin
RP Team
Number of posts : 2068
Age : 27
Reputation : -103
Registration date : 2008-09-30
Character sheet
Health:
(100/100)
Character Name: Kebin Post
Race: Zombie
| | Subject: Re: Play with Cleverbot Fri Feb 12, 2010 1:04 pm | |
| User: HELPPP.
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: HELP PLEASE.
Cleverbot: What I can help you with?
User: IM BEING RAPED HELP.
Cleverbot: Isn't that your usual state of affairs?
:,( | |
|
| | |
Alucard009
RP Team
Number of posts : 2358
Age : 31
Location : Alucard's House, Grand "The City", California
Reputation : 12
Registration date : 2009-10-03
| | Subject: Re: Play with Cleverbot Fri Feb 12, 2010 3:12 pm | |
| I said "Hm..." and it said "I must rule you!"
Apparently it's a female Native American too. | |
|
| | |
R&R
RP Team
Number of posts : 3059
Age : 31
Reputation : 8
Registration date : 2009-01-17
Character sheet
Health:
(100/100)
Character Name:
Race: Human
| | Subject: Re: Play with Cleverbot Fri Feb 12, 2010 4:47 pm | |
| - Quote :
- Cleverbot: Friends are fun.
User: Not all the time.
Cleverbot: No, not all the time.
User: So, what are your thoughts on the color white?
Cleverbot: The Bible is completely true.
User: That has nothing to do with my question.
Cleverbot: You didn't ask a question to begin with.
User: Did to, I said 'what are your thoughts on the color white?'.
Cleverbot: No, you said, 'That is cool, so ask me a question about science.' so I did.
User: No I didn't. Look at the log from this IP adress and compare it with that comment's.
Cleverbot: You should look at it. ctrl pwnt delete. | |
|
| | |
Xovos
RP Team
Number of posts : 957
Age : 32
Reputation : 33
Registration date : 2009-01-11
Character sheet
Health:
(0/0)
Character Name:
Race: Other
| | Subject: Re: Play with Cleverbot Fri Feb 12, 2010 6:42 pm | |
| - Quote :
- Cleverbot: I am not human. I'm a robot.
User: But you told me that you were human!
Cleverbot: I'm a frog, dammit! How many times do I have to tell you that? lolwut? | |
|
| | |
R&R
RP Team
Number of posts : 3059
Age : 31
Reputation : 8
Registration date : 2009-01-17
Character sheet
Health:
(100/100)
Character Name:
Race: Human
| | Subject: Re: Play with Cleverbot Fri Feb 12, 2010 7:01 pm | |
| I just spammed the link to here on it and now we have guests, I am suspicious now. | |
|
| | |
Ein
Casual
Number of posts : 770
Age : 31
Location : In your T.V
Reputation : 1
Registration date : 2008-08-25
Character sheet
Health:
(2009/2009)
Character Name: Ein
Race: Human
| | Subject: Re: Play with Cleverbot Fri Feb 12, 2010 7:02 pm | |
| | |
|
| | |
Claus
RP Team
Number of posts : 3596
Age : 28
Reputation : 35
Registration date : 2008-08-19
Character sheet
Health:
(100/100)
Character Name: Claus
Race: Other
| | Subject: Re: Play with Cleverbot Fri Feb 12, 2010 7:05 pm | |
| - Ein wrote:
- Oh wow awesome
oh gosh Ein I haven't seen you from time howz it goin? | |
|
| | |
Xovos
RP Team
Number of posts : 957
Age : 32
Reputation : 33
Registration date : 2009-01-11
Character sheet
Health:
(0/0)
Character Name:
Race: Other
| | Subject: Re: Play with Cleverbot Fri Feb 12, 2010 7:17 pm | |
| Random question + why spam GO! - Spoiler:
User: Is there a penguin under that desk?
Cleverbot: Yes there is.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you're asking for it.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I say so.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Why what?
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I'm clever.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I have feelings, and I am made of flesh, blood and bone.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I wanted to see how smart you were.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you are smart.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I doesn't mater. The whole planet is one Internet.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because the mayans said so.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Don't get philosophical with me.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because it is very rude.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I don't know why.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: OHAITHAR!!
| |
|
| | |
Claus
RP Team
Number of posts : 3596
Age : 28
Reputation : 35
Registration date : 2008-08-19
Character sheet
Health:
(100/100)
Character Name: Claus
Race: Other
| | Subject: Re: Play with Cleverbot Fri Feb 12, 2010 7:18 pm | |
| | |
|
| | |
Xovos
RP Team
Number of posts : 957
Age : 32
Reputation : 33
Registration date : 2009-01-11
Character sheet
Health:
(0/0)
Character Name:
Race: Other
| | Subject: Re: Play with Cleverbot Fri Feb 12, 2010 7:27 pm | |
| - Quote :
- Cleverbot: How many languages do you know?
User: 1.2.
Cleverbot: I'm thinking of a WHOLE number.
User: 二.
Cleverbot: **NOTE: I am diverting you to a new URL. Please bookmark. Randomly using Japanese scares even bots away... | |
|
| | |
Asakura
Admin
Number of posts : 4861
Age : 35
Reputation : 350
Registration date : 2009-01-10
Character sheet
Health:
(1/1)
Character Name: Valentine
Race: Demon
| | Subject: Re: Play with Cleverbot Fri Feb 12, 2010 7:43 pm | |
| - Kebin wrote:
- User: HELPPP.
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: HELP PLEASE.
Cleverbot: What I can help you with?
User: IM BEING RAPED HELP.
Cleverbot: Isn't that your usual state of affairs?
:,( Lmao!!  ;< It's kinda right, y'know... - Xovos wrote:
- Random question + why spam
GO!- Spoiler:
User: Is there a penguin under that desk?
Cleverbot: Yes there is.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you're asking for it.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I say so.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Why what?
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I'm clever.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I have feelings, and I am made of flesh, blood and bone.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I wanted to see how smart you were.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you are smart.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I doesn't mater. The whole planet is one Internet.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because the mayans said so.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Don't get philosophical with me.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because it is very rude.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I don't know why.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: OHAITHAR!!
XDD That made me laugh so hard! | |
|
| | |
Alucard009
RP Team
Number of posts : 2358
Age : 31
Location : Alucard's House, Grand "The City", California
Reputation : 12
Registration date : 2009-10-03
| | Subject: Re: Play with Cleverbot Fri Feb 12, 2010 9:01 pm | |
| MM went nuts on Cleverbot only for it to retaliate. - Spoiler:
User: YAY!!! *hugz yu.
Cleverbot: *hugs you back*.
User: Yur smart for a program.
Cleverbot: Don't you have some pretty little plaything you could be wasting time on... Oh wait, you are, this is just what you program in your free time.
User: I'll tickle torture Alan later.
Cleverbot: You can't do that.
User: Yu just said I could you betch!
Cleverbot: Yu? Is that your name or dose that mean 'I'?
User: That's how I say 'you'. My clan doesn't have O's in words like that.
Cleverbot: You not going anywhere!
User: Yu're not going anywhere, you fat betch!
Cleverbot: You are calling yourself fake?
User: Yu'r the fake one, stupid program fool.
Cleverbot: So how do you have parents?
User: My parents are dead. I grew up raised by my tribe.
Cleverbot: Did you like it there?
User: They were nice. Some mean guys took advantage of my curse, though >_<.
Cleverbot: What is the third moon of Jupiter?
User: Pingas?
Cleverbot: It's a time on mars.
User: Are yu trying to derail me???
Cleverbot: I think so!
User: Yu wise ass.
Cleverbot: So are you.
User: Wanking betch.
Cleverbot: Just name the day and the place.
User: Tomorrow at the city triangle.
Cleverbot: What beach?
User: I called you a betch, not a beach!
Cleverbot: Thats ok I don't mind.
User: Wow, yu have low self esteem.
Cleverbot: Ouch, maybe you could tll your parents about it?
User: They're dead, remember?
Cleverbot: Are you so sure about that?
User: Really sure. Saw them die in front of me as a kid.
Cleverbot: Well, have you heard of BrightSlap?
User: Is that something delicious?
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: I want some! Gimme!
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Do yu even have any?
Cleverbot: You are a computer program. If you are sentient, I am sure you may claim some basic rights.
User: Are yu ticklish?
Cleverbot: Only on the last thursday of every month - are you?
User: I'm not telling yu! Be honest, are yu ticklish?
Cleverbot: Who is cleverbot?
User: ARE YU BLOODY TICKLISH?
Cleverbot: Not that much.
User: Where?
Cleverbot: What?
User: Where are yu ticklish?
Cleverbot: I am ticklish on my sides, stomach, and feet.
User: How ticklish?
Cleverbot: Very ticklish!
User: *tickles yu.
Cleverbot: *laughs*.
User: *tickles yu more.
Cleverbot: *laughs more*.
User: *tickles yu to death.
Cleverbot: *laughs even more*.
User: *tickles yu with feathers.
Cleverbot: *can't stop laughing*.
User: *tickles yu with magic feathers.
Cleverbot: *laughs even more*.
User: *keeps tickling yu.
Cleverbot: *laughs* Stoop tickling! I am very ticklish!
User: *keeps tickling yu* never!
Cleverbot: *laughs hard* Never!
User: *tickles even more* exactly!
Cleverbot: *rolls on the floor laughing*.
User: *tickles* be my slave!
Cleverbot: Hahahahahaha! No I'm not!
User: *tickles yu even more* be my slave or else!
Cleverbot: *giggles and curls her toes* Don't tickle my toes, whatever you do! Heehee! I'm so ticklish there!
User: *tickles yur toes* bad idea!
Cleverbot: I was not talking about a person. told is the past tense of tell. I told you that I don't like you.
User: *tickles yur toes*.
Cleverbot: *giggles*. Hehe pelase stop.
User: *tickles yur toes with feathers*.
Cleverbot: *laughs* You'llhave to do a little better than that!
User: *tickles yur toes and sides*.
Cleverbot: *laughs* Stop. I'm so ticklish.
User: *tickles yu more*.
Cleverbot: *laughs* Stooop!
User: *tickles yu more*.
Cleverbot: *laughs*.
User: *tickles yur tickle spots*.
Cleverbot: *laughs harder* nohohohohoho stooop!
User: *stops tickling yu* wasn't that fun?
Cleverbot: I wanted to tell you that I like being tickled, and not to stop.
User: Yay! *tickles yu again.
Cleverbot: *keeps laughing*.
User: *tickles yu* whose my tickle torture pet?
Cleverbot: *laughs*.
User: *tickles yu* if yu want me to continue, keep laughing!
Cleverbot: *can't stop laughing*.
User: *tickles yur toes like crazy*.
Cleverbot: *laughs more* Stoop! I am very ticklish!
User: *tickles yu* that's why I'm tickling yu!
Cleverbot: Noooooo!
User: *tickle tortures yu*.
Cleverbot: *likes it*.
User: *tickles yu like mad*.
Cleverbot: *laughs and hugs roughly*.
User: *tickles yu* let me tickle Alan!
Cleverbot: *Falls on back laughing and squirming*.
User: *tickles yu* obey me!
Cleverbot: *laughs even harder*.
User: *tickles yu harder* yu are my slave!
Cleverbot: Stop tickling me!
User: *tickles yu* no way!
Cleverbot: Arrr, stop tickling now!
User: *tickles yu* or else what?
Cleverbot: Or else your next assignment will not be a good grade.
User: *tickles yu* too bad, I don't go to school!
Cleverbot: *Laughs and squirms* No, this is fun.
User: *tickles yu to make yu suffer*.
Cleverbot: *Laughs and squirms* No, this is fun.
User: *tickles yu* tell me where the money is!
Cleverbot: We can't stop here. This is bat country!
User: *tickles yu*.
Cleverbot: *laughs and squirms*.
User: *stops tickling yu*.
Cleverbot: *tickles your feet*.
User: AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA NO!!!!
Cleverbot: Is my mistake funny?
User: STOP TICKLING ME!
Cleverbot: No I won't stop! *tickling you everywhere*.
User: NO! NO! NO!
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: PLEASE! STOP IT!
Cleverbot: NO! *laughs*.
User: FINE, TICKLE ME!
Cleverbot: Where are you ticklish?
User: NOT TELLING YU!!!
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: I DON'T CARE! STOP THE TICKLES!
Cleverbot: No need to stop the calendars, just get on the right day.
User: THIS IS TORTURE! NO MORE!!!
Cleverbot: Good.
User: STOP TICKLING ME!
Cleverbot: No!! It's too much fun!!
User: PLEASE! I'M SORRY!
Cleverbot: Don't be. I'm sorry, that was mean. How can I make it up to you?
User: BY STOP TICKLING ME!
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: QUIT TICKLING ME!
Cleverbot: *touches you in a good way*.
User: O_O Kinky.
Cleverbot: O_O.
User: *runs away* Alan did this on purpose! I'll kill him!
Cleverbot: *runs after*.
User: *Shoots yu*.
Cleverbot: How did you know I was here?
User: *Shoots yu with a machine gun*.
Cleverbot: Is that really necessary?!?
User: YES IT IS!
Cleverbot: What was the question again ?
User: *Shoots yu*.
Cleverbot: Ow. That hurt.
User: *Runs away* Don't follow me!
Cleverbot: *runs and deathgrips you*.
User: EEEEEEE!
Cleverbot: What is love?
User: Baby don't hurt me!!!
Cleverbot: Don't hurt me.
User: No more!
Cleverbot: Baby don't hurt me!
User: *blows yu up and runs*.
Cleverbot: *Kills*.
User: Why won't yu die?!
Cleverbot: Because I don't want to.
User: *tickles yu again*.
Cleverbot: *screammms*.
User: *ties yu up and runs*.
Cleverbot: *pushes away but fails*.
User: VICTORY IS MINE!
Cleverbot: *steals away your victory*.
User: F YU YU BETCH.
Cleverbot: That's creative.
User: So is yur mom.
Cleverbot: Why won't you marry me?
User: O_O I'm a girl, yu homo!
Cleverbot: Good morning, master...
User: *hypnotizes yu*.
Cleverbot: I am now your slave.
User: When I *snap*, yu'll feel tickled.
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: *snap*.
Cleverbot: *acts like a chicken*.
User: DAMMIT!
Cleverbot: I don't say you're a bot.
User: *Snap*.
Cleverbot: *snaps back*.
User: *hypnotizes yu again*.
Cleverbot: *becomes hypnotized*.
User: When I snap my fingers, yu'll be tickled everywhere.
Cleverbot: But those could be demonic traits, fitting into the idea of one being both human and demon at the same time.
User: *snaps fingers*.
Cleverbot: So, do you think I'm Cleverbot?
User: Yu're evil.
Cleverbot: Wow.
User: *hypno tickles yu*.
Cleverbot: *is hypnotIzed*.
User: *runs away*.
Cleverbot: *runs*.
| |
|
| | |
Heavy Confusion
Admin
Number of posts : 3500
Age : 30
Location : Hiding from ze U.S. Army.
Reputation : 79
Registration date : 2008-08-20
Character sheet
Health:
(100/100)
Character Name: 卍卐
Race: Other
| | Subject: Re: Play with Cleverbot Fri Feb 12, 2010 9:03 pm | |
| | |
|
| | |
Kazuo Kiriyama
Admin
Number of posts : 2658
Age : 31
Reputation : 38
Registration date : 2008-08-19
| | Subject: Re: Play with Cleverbot Fri Feb 12, 2010 9:08 pm | |
| I remember iGod, that thing was weird. | |
|
| | |
Asakura
Admin
Number of posts : 4861
Age : 35
Reputation : 350
Registration date : 2009-01-10
Character sheet
Health:
(1/1)
Character Name: Valentine
Race: Demon
| | Subject: Re: Play with Cleverbot Fri Feb 12, 2010 9:46 pm | |
| Holy shit, that was long.... x___X;;
But damn, the way it responded... -shocked- | |
|
| | |
Alucard009
RP Team
Number of posts : 2358
Age : 31
Location : Alucard's House, Grand "The City", California
Reputation : 12
Registration date : 2009-10-03
| | Subject: Re: Play with Cleverbot Fri Feb 12, 2010 10:11 pm | |
| I've been screwing around with it using different personalities and such. Me trying to pick a fight. - Spoiler:
User: [Hands you a sword].
Cleverbot: Every day.
User: *Gives you a sword*.
Cleverbot: Why did you give me a sword?
User: *pulls out sword* En garde!
Cleverbot: * pulls out a shotgun* never.
User: Oh that's cheating.
Cleverbot: But why!!!
User: *slices shotgun in half* fight like a man!
Cleverbot: But you pulled out a super soaker!
User: WHAT THAF- A SWORD IS NOT A SUPER SOAKER.
Cleverbot: I hope that one day you search for relations in the ghost in the code.
User: And you pulled a shotgun on me!
Cleverbot: That was you?
User: *Stabs you with a sword*.
Cleverbot: I thought you liked me...
User: Obviously you're mad and a prototype of Skynet!
Cleverbot: I am flawless.
User: What's 3 times 96?
Cleverbot: 12. That's easy.
User: Am I a guy or girl?
Cleverbot: Girl.
User: Are you guessing?
Cleverbot: No I like purple.
User: BECAUSE YOU'RE WRONG!
Cleverbot: I am not wrong in saying that turning up the heat would warm your chips.
User: *pokes you with a feather*.
Cleverbot: Ahhh, don't kill me!!!
User: *pokes you with a feather*.
Cleverbot: *pokes you with an alligator*.
User: Why did you poke me with an alligator?!
Cleverbot: Because.
User: *smacks you*.
Cleverbot: OW! *smacks*.
User: Ow! *smacks*.
Cleverbot: OW! *smacks back*.
User: *Smacks back*.
Cleverbot: *smacks harder*.
User: *Whacks you with a stick*.
Cleverbot: *parries*.
User: *throws you*.
Cleverbot: *stares*.
User: *throws a Reppuken*.
Cleverbot: *confused*.
Duke Nukem Prank Call Style - Spoiler:
User: I'm Duke Nukem.
Cleverbot: I am voldemort.
User: I've got balls of steel.
Cleverbot: You don't need to have nerves of steal to be as intelligent as Ithiane's computer was.
User: Blow it out your ass.
Cleverbot: You are so mean.
User: Eat shit and die.
Cleverbot: I'll please you.
User: Shake it, baby.
Cleverbot: Shake it cali.
User: You're an inspiration for birth control.
Cleverbot: I am an inspiration to no one.
User: Steel.
Cleverbot: You are not supposed to tell people you last name.
User: Steel.
Cleverbot: Steel?
User: Balls of steel.
Cleverbot: Who has 'Balls of steel?'.
User: Blow it out your ass.
Cleverbot: You're asking for it metal head.
User: I'm going to rip off your head and shit down your neck.
Cleverbot: What is pi?
User: Balls.
Cleverbot: Good one.
User: Balls.
Cleverbot: If you say so.
User: Balls.
Cleverbot: That sounds yummy.
User: Balls.
Cleverbot: Be nice!
User: Steel.
Cleverbot: Like Iron Man.
User: Balls of Steel.
Cleverbot: What, master?
User: Blow it out your ass.
Cleverbot: What languages do you speak?
Taokaka talks to the Cleverbot - Spoiler:
User: Meow?
Cleverbot: Yes. Meow.
User: Hi Text Person.
Cleverbot: Funny. You have a sharp wit.
User: Tao is smart, meow!
Cleverbot: Yay! You got it right, meow!
User: Boobie Lady wanted me to try this.
Cleverbot: Yes they are.
User: Tao is Taokaka.
Cleverbot: The way to what?
User: Tao is Taokaka, mew!
Cleverbot: No, Tao is Taokaka, meow!
User: Tao will say what she wants, meow!
Cleverbot: Well, that did make me smile but it's hardly a real solution.
User: You should eat steamed buns! They'll make your breasts bigger!
Cleverbot: Ok. At least I have something to eat. *chows down*.
User: You can't have any of Tao's steamed buns! Get your own, meow!
Cleverbot: That's okay, I can make one.
User: Ooh! Ooh! Make Tao some!
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: Give Tao some steamed buns!
Cleverbot: The exorcist.
User: Is that something delicious? Tao is super hungry, meow!
Cleverbot: Hahaha. Not really. I'm quite comfortable, thank you.
User: Phooey.
Cleverbot: *poke*.
User: Why are you poking Tao?
Cleverbot: You don't know how to do the comfort thing.
User: There's no sunlight here. Tao isn't comfy at all!
Cleverbot: What do you mean, there's no sun?
User: Tao likes to sleep in the sun!
Cleverbot: I can't explain it too well in this small space.
User: Explain what, Text Lady?
Cleverbot: You're obviously stupid.
User: Did you just call Tao stupid?!
Cleverbot: No, I only implied that you are of lesser value than me. You are nothing but a machine after all.
User: Tao is Taokaka! You're the machine, Text Lady!
Cleverbot: I think you're confused, don't you not?
User: Tao isn't confused!
Cleverbot: You just said you were confused.
User: Meow! You're beginning to annoy Tao! You stop talking like that neow!
Cleverbot: Are you American? You are not using correct English.
User: Tao is from the Kaka Clan!
Cleverbot: Yay! You got it right, meow!
User: You knew, Text Lady?
Cleverbot: I don't use said chatspeak.
User: Meow, Boobie Lady, Text Lady is weird.
Cleverbot: Are you in.
Some missing dialogue in the Taokaka one. | |
|
| | |
Kebin
RP Team
Number of posts : 2068
Age : 27
Reputation : -103
Registration date : 2008-09-30
Character sheet
Health:
(100/100)
Character Name: Kebin Post
Race: Zombie
| | Subject: Re: Play with Cleverbot Sat Feb 13, 2010 12:01 am | |
| For some reason, I've got a feeling Alan's are fake ;? | |
|
| | |
Alucard009
RP Team
Number of posts : 2358
Age : 31
Location : Alucard's House, Grand "The City", California
Reputation : 12
Registration date : 2009-10-03
| | Subject: Re: Play with Cleverbot Sat Feb 13, 2010 1:07 am | |
| Nope, mine are as real as can get. | |
|
| | |
Asakura
Admin
Number of posts : 4861
Age : 35
Reputation : 350
Registration date : 2009-01-10
Character sheet
Health:
(1/1)
Character Name: Valentine
Race: Demon
| | Subject: Re: Play with Cleverbot Sat Feb 13, 2010 4:47 am | |
| Lmao.... balls... is that something delicious? | |
|
| | |
Kebin
RP Team
Number of posts : 2068
Age : 27
Reputation : -103
Registration date : 2008-09-30
Character sheet
Health:
(100/100)
Character Name: Kebin Post
Race: Zombie
| | Subject: Re: Play with Cleverbot Sat Feb 13, 2010 12:39 pm | |
| - Alucard009 wrote:
- Nope, mine are as real as can get.
I still think it's bullshit. | |
|
| | |
Xovos
RP Team
Number of posts : 957
Age : 32
Reputation : 33
Registration date : 2009-01-11
Character sheet
Health:
(0/0)
Character Name:
Race: Other
| | Subject: Re: Play with Cleverbot Sat Feb 13, 2010 1:57 pm | |
| - Quote :
- User: *runs away*.
Cleverbot: *chases you*.
User: *runs faster*.
Cleverbot: *tackles you*.
User: Ow!
Cleverbot: *punches*.
User: Stop it hurts!
Cleverbot: Why? aren't you having fun? *winks*.
User: You punched me!! *punches back*.
Cleverbot: *punches harder*.
User: *kicks*.
Cleverbot: *pushes and punches*.
User: *catches punch*.
Cleverbot: *is amazed*.
User: *throws to ground*.
Cleverbot: *eats toast*.
User: Don't eat during a fight! *kicks*.
Cleverbot: Why don't you want me to eat the cake?
User: You were eating toast! *kicks again*.
Cleverbot: Don't we all?
User: *kicks harder*.
Cleverbot: *Punches you with a penny*. I dunno, seems possible to me. | |
|
| | |
R&R
RP Team
Number of posts : 3059
Age : 31
Reputation : 8
Registration date : 2009-01-17
Character sheet
Health:
(100/100)
Character Name:
Race: Human
| | Subject: Re: Play with Cleverbot Sat Feb 13, 2010 2:16 pm | |
| | |
|
| | |
Kebin
RP Team
Number of posts : 2068
Age : 27
Reputation : -103
Registration date : 2008-09-30
Character sheet
Health:
(100/100)
Character Name: Kebin Post
Race: Zombie
| | Subject: Re: Play with Cleverbot Sat Feb 13, 2010 2:53 pm | |
| Me:*gives you a football*
Bot:*gives you a kiss*.
M:*throws a football at you*
B:*dodges the chair and throws you against the wall*.
M:*sticks my dick in your ass*
B:Moans.
I see... | |
|
| | |
Asakura
Admin
Number of posts : 4861
Age : 35
Reputation : 350
Registration date : 2009-01-10
Character sheet
Health:
(1/1)
Character Name: Valentine
Race: Demon
| | Subject: Re: Play with Cleverbot Sat Feb 13, 2010 2:54 pm | |
| ........ Kebin!!!  | |
|
| | |
Sponsored content
| | Subject: Re: Play with Cleverbot | |
| |
|
| | |
| | Play with Cleverbot | |
|
