You Might Be In a First Person Shooter If...

Yes, another one.

1. You won't die so long as you take cover after getting hit or have plenty of bandages on hand.

2. Even though it's physically impossible, your leftover ammo in a clip will magically build up in a separate magazine.

3. Unless you aim down the sights, your guns don't shoot straight at all.

4. You seem to have trouble going over piles of debris that seems very easily climable.

5. Any grenades nearby will thankfully warn you of their presence with an indicator to show how far they are in what direction.

6. Your partners don't seem to shoot anything and usually don't die either.

7. You'll see a friend get shot up and hit with multiple explosives and be perfectly fine, but in some dramatic moment suddenly they end up dying from something that didn't bother them before.

8. Your enemies usually don't shoot you until you walk into plain sight, and despite their armor they tend to go down very quickly.

9. Stabbing someone is dozens of times more powerful that shooting them.

10. You can only sprint for very short periods of time or your sprint is barely faster than your running.

11. Everyone seems to be holding their guns in the exact same way and have the same posture.

12. You're only allowed to use certain weapons or call in for support if you kill enough people.

13. Vehicles tend to have absolutely trash steering.

14. Mounted guns never need reloading and sometimes only need to cool down.

15. You can hold up to four different guns and several clips for them, yet you can only hold a few grenades.

16. If your finger is fast enough, handguns can shoot as fast as machine guns.

17. Shotguns literally lose their ability to kill anything after fifty feet and never have solid slugs.

18. Sniper rifles have no accuracy until you look down the sights.

19. People jump a lot in fire fights.

20. For some reason you can only stand, duck, or lie down, and you can't run while ducking.

21. You can't blindfire but everyone else can.

22. It always takes the exact same amount of time to reload guns.

23. Good weapons never have enough ammo.

24. To throw grenades farther you have to look up.

25. You swear that's the same soldier you killed earlier, voice and all.



Any other ideas?

the clip thing doesn't apply to Operation 7.

and . you cannot see your body when you look down.

there is no limb loss or bleeding out. only die instantly or live.

infection? what the hell is that?

every one is bigger than you. Always.

if you are shot in the foot. you will die.

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24. To throw grenades farther you have to look up.

25. You swear that's the same soldier you killed earlier, voice and all.

XDDD I keep comparing each comment to Gears of War~ <33

Lol, I love twenty-four...... sooo effing true~

Basically you explained MW2