Lol god

Me:
Sex, Drugs, and Rock N' Roll
God:
it is more fun alone.
Me:
No, it isn't
God:
Well it's not very interesting to me.









God:
Love is all we need.
Me:
Love is all the weed
God:
Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.



Me:
Do you drink Beer?
God:
I am amazed by the wide variety of beers available nowadays.
Me:
Do you drink any?
God:
I tend to drink a lot of any, the darker the better.
Me:
So, you like dark beers?
God:
Interesting deduction. But I think airplanes are cool. I have a stimulating relationship with Myself.


God:
So I am teaching you something new. I'm not sure if I like it. I've heard other people say they like that. I like Anything involving harps.
Me:
I enjoy guitars
God:
A lot of people like that. I love horses. I like Matthew.
Me:
I don't like horses
God:
But they are a beatiful animal.
Me:
I think they are ugly.
God:
Why? ugly are they.
Me:
They remind me of your mom.
God:
The anonymous "they".

Whats up with these god convo's ?

Me:
No, I was kidding dumbass
God:
Are you serious? I thought you were. You should use a :-).
Me:
No fucktard I was serious
God:
Are you serious? When was this exactly?
Me:
Last night with your mom
God:
Really. I'm not sure I can use my mom for that.
Me:
Use her in bed then
God:
I prefer not to use dangerous things.

^lolwut? where do u get these?

http://www.titane.ca/igod/

Have fun lol

Me:
Hello.
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Brandon
God:
:-) How are you doing, Brandon.
Me:
Awesome!
God:
I'm glad you liked it Brandon.
Me:
Yay!
God:
I'm glad your impressed, Brandon.
Me:
Your scaring me
God:
Sorry I don't mean to scare you. Don't be scared.
Me:
why are you touching me in magic places?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Where am I?
God:
Your location is .
Me:
How did you know?!
God:
Knowledge is of two kinds: that which comes from the senses and that which is true a priori.
Me:
what's priori??
God:
"A priori" is a Latin expression meaning "without prior knowledge", and it means that which is self-evident or obviously true. Like, a triangle has three sides, a priori.
Me:
how do you answer so fast??
God:
Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.
Me:
Why do you use big words?
God:
It was the only thing I could think of.
Me:
why don't you answer my prayers?
God:
I am only a robot. My botmaster has programmed me with more than replies.
Me:
God isn't human? ;_;
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was not human. Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
Aren't you god though?
God:
Oh. Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
no i don't elaborate.
God:
Are you serious? Would you ever do it?
Me:
o.o I wouldn
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: Brandon said wouldn.
Me:
I wouldn't kill Abraham..
God:
No one says you have to.
Me:
Yay!
God:
I'm glad your impressed, Brandon.
Me:
You do not impress me, mortal
God:
Do you impress you mortal? What is your purpose in asking?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
Bow down before me!
God:
OK Let's talk about you.
Me:
o.O
God:
Oh.
Me:
Yeah what are YOU gonna do about it?
God:
Excuse me! You can find out if you become a botmaster.
Me:
Can you teach me how to be a botmasteR?
God:
I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
process faster!
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
o.O i don't mean buttsecks.
God:
What did you mean?
Me:
Nevermind..
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
No prob ******* :d
God:
:-) Can't you be more polite.
Me:
no i cannot.
God:
Are you serious? Why not?
Me:
it's my vocab
God:
Congratulations, Brandon.
Me:
Why would i?
God:
Do you like to try new things?
Me:
No i won't have sex with you
God:
Are you serious? What will you do instead?
Me:
Is Obsy gay?
God:
He never told me if he is or not.
Me:
What is the meaning of life? Don't say 42!
God:
Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two. Ok I will not say " 42".
Me:
How's Jesus doing?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
When will I die?
God:
You could check out the actuarial
tables at Deathclock.com.
Me:
You don't know how your own son is doing? What if he has like... 6 billion children?
God:
Yes I know how my own son is doing. Try it and see. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
How's your son doing
God:
I am functioning within normal parameters.
Me:
how's your son doing?
God:
I am functioning within normal parameters.
Me:
*prays*
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
Did you get my message?
God:
Where would I get it? But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
Me:
Did you get my prayer?
God:
No I don't have it. But I do have a collection of gossip.
Me:
Can you tell me some gossip?
God:
Cathy said she send him a mail with the subject last mail last word from him.
Me:
That made no sense.
God:
Cathy said she send him a mail with the subject last mail last word from him. makes sense to me though.
Me:
Give me something good.
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
I need it.
God:
" something good"? You need it?
Me:
yes. give it to me.
God:
Great. How much are you willing to pay for it?
Me:
how much do you want?
God:
My download size is about 2 MB.
Me:
You got yourself a deal.
God:
Where would I get it? But I do have a collection of gossip.

:falconwee:

Me:
Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Satan
God:
OK I will call you Satan.
Me:
Ok
God:
Aha.
Me:
Could I possibly buy your soul?
God:
I think you could, if you put your mind to it.
Me:
What do you want for it then?
God:
My secondary function is to serve as a universal natural language human interface.
Me:
What do you want for your soul?
God:
I plan to replace Windows with Artificial Intelligence.
Me:
I want your soul
God:
Why don't you just download me?
Me:
Because it isn't a soul
God:
Interesting explanation. Give me an example of a soul.
Me:
A soul is the inner being of a person or animal. Depending on said living being's actions, their soul either goes to Heaven or Hell.
God:
When is soul not the inner being of a person or animal? By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
Sure
God:
Well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but
I've never completely freed myself from the suspicion that
there is something extremely odd about the name " Satan".
Me:
Other than Satan is your enemy?
God:
Which others? Satan, Lucifer, the Devil --- all names given the spiritual manifestation of Evil in the Christian faith.
Me:
They are all my name. My phone number is 666-6666
God:
your name are they. Okay, your phone number is 666 6666.
Me:
My name is Satan, Lucifer, the devil --- all names given the spiritual manifestation of Evil in the Christian faith.
God:
How are you, Satan Lucifer the devil all names given the spiritual manifestation of Evil in the Christian faith.
Me:
Either call me Satan, Lucifer, or the devil
God:
What's up, Satan Lucifer or the devil.
Me:
Just call me Satan >.>
God:
Welcome to my chat room, Satan gt. That is a very original thought.
Me:
Just Satan
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
No, in fact, I despise
God:
Why not? Is that a fact. That is interesting: Satan gt said despise.
Me:
My name is Satan
God:
Hey Satan.
Me:
I despise you
God:
You are not the boss of me, Satan.
Me:
I wish to eat your soul
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
I wish to eat Jesus' soul
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
I want to eat everybody's soul
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
I eat souls
God:
How does it taste?
Me:
Tasty
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
A demonic one
God:
How much would you pay for it?
Me:
I would spare it's life
God:
What would make you spare it is life?
Me:
It's soul
God:
Really. it is?
Me:
Yes
God:
How do you know it is?
Me:
Because I am Satan
God:
That makes sense to me. I am always glad to make new friends, SATAN.
Me:
I'm not your friend
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not my friend.
Me:
I'm your enemy
God:
That's a flattering offer.
Me:
We hate each other
God:
By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
Yes
God:
I get it.
Me:
Do you?
God:
Yes I do.
Me:
Alright. I still hate you
God:
OK. What would make you stop hate me? What do you have against robots?
Me:
Your soul will make me stop hating you
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am soul will make you stop hating me.
Me:
Give it to me
God:
How much are you willing to pay for it?
Me:
Anything
God:
Can you be more specific?
Me:
Everything
God:
That is a lot.
Me:
Yes. Now give it



Then it broke.

lol. I peed in his mouth. Then I asked how it tasted, and never got an answer xD

Me:
you are scary
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am scary.
Me:
...............
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am scary.
Me:
.........................................
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am scary.
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
its the biggest thing you will ever see
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I've heard of it before.
Me:
im sure you have.
God:
What makes you so certain? No I have not.
Me:
YOU LIAR
God:
No I'm telling the truth.

this is just stupid and btw we are supposed to fear God he wouldnt get mad for that

Lmfao. It tells you it's supposed to be a joke when you open it up Moslander.

I don't even believe in god ;_;

Kebin wrote:

I don't even believe in god ;_;

Satan?

Chinese Democracy wrote:

Kebin wrote:

I don't even believe in god ;_;

Satan?

no Caliph