Tavern of the Wind

"SOMEBODY HEEEEEELLLPPPPPP MEEEEEE!!!!!!!" A deranged scream echoing from the second floor as a blatantly naked man came fumbling down the stairs. Tiduseya did not get his bath, he didn't even get out of his room after Lilith shut the door. The past ten minutes have been a sick game of cat and mouse with the Pastors Wife chasing him around the small room....the contents of which are now tossed around similar to the land after a Tornado. It didn't take long for the Pastors wife to follow Tiduseya down the stairs and around the bar area. "Oh god, oh god, oh god, Lillith!!!!" He squeaked, throwing himself at her....successfully running his naked body into the large visitor dubbed Keith....".....help me....."

"(...Locke, why do you always seem to be a trouble magnet? First a quest to find a sorceress, then battling the sorceress, then stealing blue roses for her. You HAD to stop at this place of all places. *sigh* I really should have set up camp in that forest...)"