The Scenario Game

Just for fun. Basically, I ask a question about something, and you respond to how you would react to the scenario.

Example

You enter a convenience store and a guy is stealing all your favorite snacks. What do you do?

Answer

Go Super Saiyan Mach Turbo Furinkazan Bang Shishigami on his ass!


You're walking down the street and you see a girl with long black hair and a very cute face wearing a blood covered white T shirt, black pants, and a purple scarf around her neck. The girl asks if you want to come with her to her supervillain fortress. What do you say or do?

k, but doesn't this belong in the forum games?
Yes, and this is proof people need to pay attention to other parts of the forum. *Moved* ~Azure
on topic, tell her I have a lot to do and cant.

I just noticed. Sorry!

The girl leaves. You walk around the streets and you find and old lady beating up a guy trying to rob her. What are your thoughts?

"I need some popcorn"
*watches*

The old lady beats the thief down. You're in the Mall and you see people robbing the candy store with inflatable mallets. Do you save the day? Why or why not?

I'd question why candy store owner can't just save the day, they're just balloons.

I'd save the day, I'm a dinosaur.

You continue walking and you see your favorite fast food restaurant giving out free fries. Do you go on line or continue walking?

hmm, no rules were posted.

I wait for fries.

After waiting for a while and finally getting the fries, a supervillain asks if you would like to join him in his quest to take over the city. Do you join him or start a fight and why?

Knee (not kick) him in the balls because I feel like it.

The villain takes off in a helicopter being flown by the girl from earlier.

You fall into a giant pipe that comes out of the ground and you see a plant with teeth and it's mouth-like red bulb wide open that's bears a striking resemblance to a piranha plant. What's the first thing you say?

"YOSHHHHHHIIII!"


The plant gets terrified and returns to the ground. You continue walking and you finda baby in a carriage without a guardian. What do you do?

Push it down a hill.

The baby carriage rolls down the hill and it stops at the suddenly visible village at the bottom of the hill.

You walk forward and trip on a vine that suddenly raised itself. Strange fox people surround you and point their spears in your face. They don't seem to realize it, but you landed on a paintball gun. What do you do next?

Grab it and yell "Can't let you do that Star Fox."

The foxes back up, but one steps forward. He's got brass knuckles on and he looks like he's ready to fight. Then he notices the gun and backs away. What do you say?

I come in Peace.

The foxes take it as a sign of weakness and completely jump you. You're tied up and brought to their village where you're shrunk to a very small size and shot into the jungle via slingshot. What are your thoughts as you fly through the air?