Adventure Game

{For Terry}

{Going back through the door I came, I can go left, the Witch's Houses in the middle, or right.}

right.

-Pauses the game-

What did you say was in the room? XDD I can't even find it anymore, too many Terry's. You didn't say, but is the button inside or outside? =/

{For Terry}

{Going into the door on the right, I appear on some kind of cliffside. Looking around, there's a lone wooden shack and a freeway.}










{For Amy}

(There are 2 couches on the left and right, a large portrait, the electric fire place, and the door. The button is on the outside of the fireplace.)

-go to shack-

{For Terry}

{Entering the shack, there is a metal rake, a metal hoe, and a brick.}

-take them and leave-

{For Terry}

{Stepping back outside, suddenly I hear cars on the freeway. A single red sports car is speeding down the freeway. Suddenly, a blue sports car starts speeding towards me.}

Terry "Uh oh..."

-jump and try to land on the hood, if you do that successfully try to roll over the top-

{for Terry}

{Waiting for the car to get close, I jump up. Unfortunately, it's moving way too fast and the moment my feet land on the hood I fall forward. The car then immediately stops and goes in reverse. CRAP! Running to the side, the car drives away and turns around, once again charging at me.}

-shoot the driver-

Before the snip snip man comes in, examines both couches quickly. Quickly examine her own inventory as well.

What did the portrait look like again? I know I already examine it ;<

{For Terry}

{Pulling out my Glock and setting it on Full Auto, I open fire on the driver's side of the car. Just like the fox said, my gun is not running out of bullets. I shoot it up, but as it gets close I see that there is no driver in the car. It's running by itself."

Terry "OH SNAP CHRISTINE!"

{I jump over the car and it goes a distance again to charge once more.}







{For Amy}

Amy "The couches look really plain, I'll admit. I'm not much of an interior decorator (I'll settle with some wooden crates, pillows, blankets, and a sleeping bag), but I can tell you this green couch is pretty bland."

{The portrait is of a European man with a powdery white wig. He is making what I can only describe as a Rape Face, and his pink suit doesn't help me think he's any less queer.}

*SNIP SNIP*

{The hedge trimmer monster kicks the door open and slowly approaches me, opening and shutting the trimmers.}

Inventory:
Claw
Cell Phone
Key
Pesticide (almost empty)
Lighter
Pipe Wrench
Pennies
Mask

-lay flat and redo it's undercarriage with a lead and copper finish-

{For Terry}

{Lying flat down, I watch as the car speeds towards me, Glock ready}

Terry "Gettin' low like a snake..."

{The car approaches and...}

[At Death's Door]

Death "You aren't as thin as your mother and father were. Besides, even they wouldn't be able to get under that sports car. What was going through your head?"
Terry "Silence and revive me, that's what."

[Right back where you were]

Fuckin' hit him with a pipe wrench ;O When did I have that??

-run away-

{For Terry}

Terry "It's time for the special move my father taught me: THE SUPER STRATEGIC ESCAPE!!!"

{I begin running towards the door. Soon the car is hot on my trail, but I dive through it and the door doesn't let the car through. I can go left, forward to the Witch's Paths, or right to the Desert Highway}













{For Amy}

Amy "Would you kindly eat my metal fury?"

{I knock the hedge trimmers aside just long enough for me to bash the sap in the face with the pipe wrench. He falls to the ground. I should move now, I think.}

left.

{For Terry}

{Going into the left door, suddenly I'm launched into the air and I land on a wall.}

Terry "WOAH."

{Holy cripes, this place has no gravity! It's a large interior green house of some sort. There are large flowers ahead of me, a tool shed to the upper right, a hose to the left, and the door is behind me.}

-superman to the shed-

{For Terry}

Terry "HUZZAH!"

{Pushing off, I fly towards the shed. I'm almost there when suddenly I'm grabbed by the ankle by a vine. The plant has a large mouth. CRAAAAAAAAAAP}

-shoot it-

Where can I go? =/

{For Terry}

{I shoot at the plant, but it's not doing any damage! I get closer to it's large mouth-like bud}









{For Amy}

Amy "Out the door you came in?"