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not even close

well, actually close but still

Psh. Hacker.



Oh brb. LOL

yus

Yeah, Claus hacks.

He hacks Mother 3 <.< >.> <.< .

<.< >.> <.< He did?

I'm actually not sure, but it seems like the kind of thing he might do.

Well, let's unmask the monster.

[Unmasks the mummy caught in his trap Scooby Doo style]

It was the museum curator!

>.> <.< >.> my monsters don't wear masks, so don't try the same trick on us.

[Traps Rey in a trap and pulls out a box that says "Unmasking Kit"]

*denies until he dies*

[Uses secret technique to tie Rey J to a wooden post and steal whatever footwear he's wearing]

(You stole nothing!)

Works for me.

[Snaps fingers and summons a ghost hand holding a feather near Rey's feet]

Should I?

Try me.

[Has the hand brush the feather against Rey's foot]

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....

Alan looks at Rey. He's kinda hungry...

[Looks at Rey]

I've got a song stuck in my head. It goes like this...

"If I'm gonna eat somebody, it might as well be you.
I could see you as a sandwich, or a strange exotic stew..."

I should be the voracious one seeking to consume anything and everything with knife and fork in hand.

Here's another quite from the song.

[Whips out butterfly knife]

"Welcome to the food chain."

A battle of knives, eh?

...
Snake! Snake...? SNAAAKE!!!

[Shoots Rey with Walther P.38 set on "Non Lethal"]

Who says I was gonna fight fair?

how the hell do you set led being propelled thru the air by expanding gases trying to go from less than a tea spoon to the size of an elephant in a split second, to "non lethal"?

It's a customized Walther P.38 enhanced with magic. It's also got infinite ammo in the clip; I just reload to make people think it's necessary.

Aside from the magic part, it can be turned on lethal to be the good ol' Nazi firearm we all know and love (that last part doesn't fit in, does it?) that Lupin III uses.

Can I have one?